Minty Minty Mint

Two wrongs don't make a sandwich.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a sandwich.

The phenomenal world is a creation of your sandwich.

The five skandhas are empty: no sandwich, no sandwich, no sandwich, no sandwich, no sandwich.

Forgive them for they know not what they sandwich.

Do not covet thy neighbor's sandwich.

Don't put all your sandwich in one sandwich.

When this sandwich is uh-sandwichin', don't come sandwichin'.

Sandwich is sandwich sandwich, for the sandwich so sandwich pretty sandwich totally sandwich sandwich.

Señor Mango Says

I...I succumb

Crème, Tripled, One Succumbs

Sun down, this night,
We meet again.
I doest declarest:
    Ye might be the fairest I've ever encounteredest.
Lest my mind play tricks on me
You enchant me more with every meeting.
The emperors and lords could not find a more
Luxurious, more satisfying snack in all the lands!
Gentle crunch tickles the teeth
    Sweet fruit teases the buds
        Smooth crème leaves the senses enchanted
Oh!
I would forego the escape of swirling Mara
Just to keep you near.