Saturday, December 15, 2012

Animal Farm

Dear Music Industry,

If you're reading, which I know you are, please feel free to use these methodical, coherent lyrics.


I'm a cow meow
Watchu gon do now
Let's go work the plow
Did I mention I'm a cow?
Bow wow wow
Now I'm a bird
Did ya ever heard?
That's most absurd
Let me take the time to explain my rhyme
What is time?  It's mental pantomime
Your steps are so saturnine, I dance like a juicy lime
Get it? Got it? Flippity flop it
Bippity bop it

Animal Farrrm

My lyrical wizardry lasts all day
And night
During breakfast
Even through lunch,
brunch
and a midnight munch
Crunch the banana bunch
Digest it well
Take a bet on a hunch
That car'll never sell
Water from a blessed well
Secret that I'll never tell
Hear the ocean in a shell

Animal Farrrm

Stay, stay, stay the night
We'll wake up in the morning when sun's all bright
Take a flight, no don't fight, know I'm right, fly my kite
Have a bite out of spite, goblin might, troglodyte
Don't you touch my terrrmite

Animal Farrrm

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